Fezzaunt-opoly!

Felice Navidad! Fezzaunt 'ere..... ah, Val, can I 'ave some fruit in mine?

A lovely Christmas was spent at Fezzaunt Towers with a carefully selected smattering of Fezzaunt lovers. Turkey was most definitely on the menu and pigs in blankets were served in scallop shells; the only vague homage to our lovely Prestonians! Some very close Fezzauntites made a very special announcement by presenting the Fezzaunt with a prototype of Fezzaunt-opoly; a huge rollercoaster of a board game sure to take over the world in the same way Trivial Pursuit did in the 80s. Take the trip around Drama Queen Drive, Cliffe Court and Bernies Tropical Island Bar building properties and making a fortune... nothing like the real Preston at all but a glamorous idea of what Preston might be like if the Fezzaunt lived there.

It's shame you haven't got one!

Do you like Fezzaunt-opoly Nigel? I never asked you!

I like Fezzaunt-opoly (that I do know).

Fezzaunt signing off.

xx

Christmas in Preston?

Hullo Reg! Fezzaunt 'ere!

Now then, having just scanned the festive Radio Times, the Fezzaunt is extremely disappointed with C4. Yes, we have a lovely festive edition of CDWM with David Gest (a personal friend of the Fezzaunt), but still no sign of the highly anticipated Preston reunion. What with Big Brother leaving our terrestrial screens next Summer, surely C4 need a bit of a ratings boost?

Follow the Fezzaunt, Valerie lovers. I call upon you to take a stand, eh? Get onto C4 or Granada and beg them (yes, beg them) to produce what could be the very best piece of British TV since the airing of the original 5 episodes.

Let me know how you get on Fezzauntites by email me at the address detailed on this page.

Vals house is still on the market and the Fezzaunt will be up in Preston in the New Year for a swift half at Bernards tropical island bar before spending a thousand pound in twenty pound notes on nice things!

Keep them comments coming and make sure you relive the memory every now and then by rewatching this historic event.

Fezzaunt over and out.

:o)

I can't see that any of us ull be goin'

Ole! Fezzaunt 'ere!

The search for Valerie in Lanzarote draws to a fruitless close.... she's not 'ere.

After much deliberating, the Fezzaunt feels it's time to take THAT trip up the M6 to the Tickled Trout, taking a left and searching for the famous 5 in their home town. Of course, Valerie lovers, we'll keep you informed about when this pilgrimage will take place and many photos will be posted.

It's now time to fly North for the Winter!

Beunos noches.

Fezzaunt :-)

x

The search for Valerie: UPDATE

Ola! Fezzaunt 'ere! My search for Val has lead me to Lanzarote; the nothern island in the Canaries. Now donning a wristband, hoping for a white mark a la val, we're sure we're close to finding her.

She's definitely been 'ere!

Fezzaunt :-)

Y Viva E'Fezzaunt!

Ola! Fezzaunt 'ere!

As it's shooting season, the Fezzaunt has decided to take a break next week and leave the country but fear not Valerie lovers, the Fezzaunt will be back the week after next with more tales of our 5 Famous Prestonites.

Im off to the Canary Islands (Yes, If I see her, I'll take a pic and post it!).

Beunos Dias

Fezzaunt :o)

It was crazy, my night.....

Fezzaunt 'ere! It was crazy, my night. Balloons and banners decked the halls of Fezzaunt Towers on Friday night as the Fezzaunt celebrated it's birthday with 4 very close friends. Obviously Old El Paso fahitas featured heavily in a tingy tango jamaican sauce with the obligatory gummel (how do pronounce that word please?). One of the guests had to cook the dinner as a pneumatic nail shop owner fell asleep upstairs. Although he doesn't normally do packets, it was a success. The refried beans went straight in the bin, untouched; nobody wanted them, they just looked stupid.

Hats off to the gummel, although it was a bit chunky; I were feared of chippin' a tooth.

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Fezzaunt!
Happy birthday to you!

Fezzaunt

I were feared of chippin' a tooth!

Fezzaunt 'ere! A very big welcome to our overseas followers (you know who you are!)

We need more followers on the blog to keep it going so tell all your Preston-loving friends to get on 'ere and start commenting!

This site isn't just for the young and the sexy an' all that, it's for all ages, shapes and sizes. Why, Bernard himself is said to have had a view once or twice.

If I don't keep this blog based on the fact that Preston is my heart and my passion.....

Fezzaunt :o)