Oh! what a beautiful mornay.....

The Fezzaunt 'ere! I'm off to Bernards Carpets this weekend for a deep pile. Also, Dawn's promised to take me out on a binge drinking weekend which I'm very much looking forward to. It's will be nice to see if she can manage to wrap another car round a tree. I'll be making an appointment with a certain estate agent too ..... I'm moving in, but only if Valerie stays and does dinners!

Fezzaunt

The house sale.....

The Fezzaunt has inside information relating to the sale of our Val's cosy bungalow. It's on the market with a top secret celebrity Preston Estate Agents. You too could live like a Canarian Star..... get those bids in, eh?!

Last night.....

Last night was horrendous. It was like something I've never experienced in all my time on this Earth.

The dessert just looked stupid. It was rock hard. If I'd tried to cut into it, it would have just shot across the table!

Pretty wonderful.....

I've just done Pasta for my friends. They liked it and that made me happy. I just need to get them to like the main course and I'M THERE!

Pasta has always gone doooown well, wherever I've, er, done dinners.

The Official C4 Preston Webpage and THE RECIPES!

Why not try one of these mouthwatering dishes at home.....

Click on the title but don't forget to come back, eh?!

Open for business.....

Good afternoon Valerie lovers everywhere! Finally, somewhere we can all share our love for the best CDWM week ever! Come on, join the fun!

I hope you like Fezzaunts, eh? I like Fezzaunts!