The Fezzaunt has inside information relating to the sale of our Val's cosy bungalow. It's on the market with a top secret celebrity Preston Estate Agents. You too could live like a Canarian Star..... get those bids in, eh?!
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I hear the lovely Val is intending to go on an all-inclusive trip to the canaries when the house sale goes through! Show us your wrist if you wanna get p****d! Oh Val, you little minx!
ReplyDeleteNigel.... this guy knows people. I only know the window cleaner!
ReplyDeleteNo, Babs.. that's just for the young and the sexy and all that.... nooooooo
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I hope she's not moving because of me! I was going to relay all her carpets for free - esp the ones in the bathroom which still wreek of Dawn's vomit!
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