Tuesday, 29 December 2009


Felice Navidad! Fezzaunt 'ere..... ah, Val, can I 'ave some fruit in mine?

A lovely Christmas was spent at Fezzaunt Towers with a carefully selected smattering of Fezzaunt lovers. Turkey was most definitely on the menu and pigs in blankets were served in scallop shells; the only vague homage to our lovely Prestonians! Some very close Fezzauntites made a very special announcement by presenting the Fezzaunt with a prototype of Fezzaunt-opoly; a huge rollercoaster of a board game sure to take over the world in the same way Trivial Pursuit did in the 80s. Take the trip around Drama Queen Drive, Cliffe Court and Bernies Tropical Island Bar building properties and making a fortune... nothing like the real Preston at all but a glamorous idea of what Preston might be like if the Fezzaunt lived there.

It's shame you haven't got one!

Do you like Fezzaunt-opoly Nigel? I never asked you!

I like Fezzaunt-opoly (that I do know).

Fezzaunt signing off.


Tuesday, 8 December 2009

Christmas in Preston?

Hullo Reg! Fezzaunt 'ere!

Now then, having just scanned the festive Radio Times, the Fezzaunt is extremely disappointed with C4. Yes, we have a lovely festive edition of CDWM with David Gest (a personal friend of the Fezzaunt), but still no sign of the highly anticipated Preston reunion. What with Big Brother leaving our terrestrial screens next Summer, surely C4 need a bit of a ratings boost?

Follow the Fezzaunt, Valerie lovers. I call upon you to take a stand, eh? Get onto C4 or Granada and beg them (yes, beg them) to produce what could be the very best piece of British TV since the airing of the original 5 episodes.

Let me know how you get on Fezzauntites by email me at the address detailed on this page.

Vals house is still on the market and the Fezzaunt will be up in Preston in the New Year for a swift half at Bernards tropical island bar before spending a thousand pound in twenty pound notes on nice things!

Keep them comments coming and make sure you relive the memory every now and then by rewatching this historic event.

Fezzaunt over and out.