Oh Val, can I 'ave some fruit in mine?

Hello Reg! Fezzaunt 'ere! I've never timed anything in my life.....

Sorry, it's been so long since the blog was updated. The Fezzaunt has been a little too preoccupied with Catherine Tate's 'Nan' and Valerie et al seem to have slipped down the agenda somewhat.

I've been wondering why C4 haven't shown the famous Preston week as they seem to repeat every other episode. Is it because it creates mayhem everytime it's shown? Or has Valerie put a news blackout on the episodes? Having watched the 5 stunning pieces of TV again over the weekend, I must push C4 to get them back on the screen. Even better, give the 5 of them their own TV show.

Follow this blog and show your support for this wonderful idea!

I can't see that any of us ull be goin'

FEZZAUNT :-)

Fezzaunt attends the National Television Awards

Hello Reg! Fezzaunt 'ere!

It has been confirmed that The Fezzaunt will be attending the National Television Awards next week from 7:30pm at the O2 in London, so watch out for me and make sure you log on and vote for Come Dine With Me to win in the Factual Programme category.

I hope there aren't too many ruffled feathers on the night as Valerie steps up to collect the award when CDWM wins! "Hullo Dermot, I've come to collect my award... I hope they like National Television Awards, eh? I like National Television Awards!"

On another note, Vals house is still up for sale; surely this must be the year that it sells. The Fezzaunt has promised to make her an offer she can't refuse; if it's not sold by the Summer; half the asking price but she must stay living there, erect a blue plaque at the front and offer free themed guided tours.

More reports live as they 'appen!

Fezzaunt

:o)